Gallon Goals: What’s the Most Legendary "Funny Borg Names" You’ve Seen?

Hey everyone!

I’m currently prepping for my first big outdoor festival of the season, and my friend group is obsessed with the “Blackout Outrageous Replacement Gallon” trend. We’ve got the electrolytes and water ready, but we are seriously lacking in the creative department for our labels.

I’ve seen the classics like “Borg to be Wild” and “Geroniborg,” but I’m hunting for something more current or pun-heavy.

What are the most iconic funny borg names you’ve stumbled upon lately? Does a witty title actually make the hydration goal more fun, or is it just for the aesthetic?

Drop your best ideas below!